Everything was going great on Grateful Ted’s home planet…until one terrible autumn. That’s when deserters from the Skeel Army showed up for what they called a “harvest festival,” and what Grateful Ted’s friends and family called “a purge.” Desperate to fill their feast tables with food, the raiders shot space muskets into the crowd and devoured whoever they hit on the spot in a cloud of blood and feathers. Happy holidays!

After a few days of this “celebration,” Grateful Ted couldn’t take it anymore. He wanted his old life back, he wanted his friends to be safe, and he really didn’t want his wishbone to end up in the hands of the invading Skeels! But what could one monster do against a trained army?

Then he got an amazing idea! Grateful Ted started spreading rumors that there was a bigger, better, richer planet just next door. A planet where perfectly-cooked fish floated along a river of gravy. A planet where apple pies grew on trees. A planet where even baby monsters wanted to eat ALL their vegetables. The population pretended (in a very obvious way) that this misinformation must be kept secret from the Skeels. But the Skeels were too greedy and bloated with food to bother fact-checking, and once they realized there was better plunder elsewhere, decided to pick up and leave as quickly as they’d arrived.

Now, every year, the monsters on Grateful Ted’s home planet get together in the late fall to celebrate his quick thinking that saved their planet and count their blessings. Over a delightful meal, of course!

Grateful Ted is a Light Fire Tank with Shields, Damage Reduction, Control Immunity, and Healing skills.
Evolving trait:
Rank 0: Tough
Rank 1: Taunt
Rank 3: Status Caster: Gains MegaTaunt at the start of the battle
Rank 5: Status Caster: Gains immunity to Self-Control at the start of the battle