Everything was going great on Grateful Tedā€™s home planetā€¦until one terrible autumn. Thatā€™s when deserters from the Skeel Army showed up for what they called a ā€œharvest festival,ā€ and what Grateful Tedā€™s friends and family called ā€œa purge.ā€ Desperate to fill their feast tables with food, the raiders shot space muskets into the crowd and devoured whoever they hit on the spot in a cloud of blood and feathers. Happy holidays!

After a few days of this ā€œcelebration,ā€ Grateful Ted couldnā€™t take it anymore. He wanted his old life back, he wanted his friends to be safe, and he really didnā€™t want his wishbone to end up in the hands of the invading Skeels! But what could one monster do against a trained army?

Then he got an amazing idea! Grateful Ted started spreading rumors that there was a bigger, better, richer planet just next door. A planet where perfectly-cooked fish floated along a river of gravy. A planet where apple pies grew on trees. A planet where even baby monsters wanted to eat ALL their vegetables. The population pretended (in a very obvious way) that this misinformation must be kept secret from the Skeels. But the Skeels were too greedy and bloated with food to bother fact-checking, and once they realized there was better plunder elsewhere, decided to pick up and leave as quickly as theyā€™d arrived.

Now, every year, the monsters on Grateful Tedā€™s home planet get together in the late fall to celebrate his quick thinking that saved their planet and count their blessings. Over a delightful meal, of course!

Grateful Ted is a Light Fire Tank with Shields, Damage Reduction, Control Immunity, and Healing skills.
Evolving trait:
Rank 0: Tough
Rank 1: Taunt
Rank 3: Status Caster: Gains MegaTaunt at the start of the battle
Rank 5: Status Caster: Gains immunity to Self-Control at the start of the battle